This is Unbelievable

the one thousand paintings (web-hustle) site
This person is the most amazing hustler of our time. Are you kidding me? This is genius! Someone is selling paintings of the numbers 1 through 1000. Here's the math of the situation, taken directly from the site, "The value of each painting is defined by its number (value = 1000 - number). The earlier you buy, the more you save". This is by far the most hilarious study of authenticity ever. Also, homie is gettin' PAID!

Welcome to Miami?

Art Basel Miami Beach Are you going?

Two for the Road!

Tomorrow, my business partner and I are embarking on an epic road trip! Sweet! We have an agenda that is a rich tapestry of activity. Here is the agenda:

Friday Night: Drive like hell on wheels to wherever the road takes us
Saturday/Sunday: Help a lady and a baby move in Ogden Utah

Then Vegas for the Guggenheim! Then the GRAND CANYON for the expansiveness!

Then San Francisco for the pals! Santa Barbara for a beach wedding! Sacramento for a bookstore and a Dad! YEAH! More information forthcoming.

Then back in the 206 by the 26th! Yeah Buddy! Ambition! Adventure! Road Glamour!

Some things we will definitely do: sing alongs, snax, road coffee, National Parkzzzzzzzzzzz, try to find a cheap diesel car to buy out in the boondocks and more!

Absolutely Obsessing Over BioDiesel Right Now

Willie Nelson's Biodiesel Company

When Our Liberal Strongholds Lose Potency Due to Subversion It Looks Like This

Salon article about Spooky Punk Rock Evangelical Christianity in Seattle I mean doctrines of wifely submission are being espoused right under our noses over at Mars Hill in Ballard. Let's get critical! What is going on around here? Did anyone read The convo that was on The Stranger Slogbetween a Stranger staffer at a local biodiesel activist slash Republican fund-raiser host? Pretty similar vibe if you ask me.

Watch Out!

Happy Birthday Chelsea O!

Hiltonian Mashy Masherson

Chad Wentzel

l'artiste
Originally uploaded by totalwizard.

Seriously.

Get On Down To This

Where it's at

If you're not a baller, and just admit it, don't worry about the auction. Just go down there during the day today or the night and witness the artists flipping out. Shit should be hilarious. I bet Chad Wentzel will be wearing shorts and who don't love that. Homeboy is fine. So go see Chad cut paper rapidly with knives at CoCA's facility at 410 Dexter Ave N. Fun! I'll be there.

Can't Get This Outta My Mind

Mos Def = Real Deal Part Two

Mos Def = Real Deal

I Am In This Music Video

RAD!